BROhemian Rhapsody

Nom Nom Nompton is a group of brotato's from Norman, OK who like to experience the finer things in life.
So join us in our adventures, fine dining, and tales of mischief.
Simply put, we're connoisseurs of life.

Sunday, March 7, 2010

NomNom Pizza Challenge

that's right, the brotatos of nomnomnompton got together for a pizza eating challenge. inspired by the el nino pizzaco...

...kevygirl challenged drew jones to the daunting task of eating one large two topping pizza within an hour. joe and i decided that we would also participate for giggles.

who will be the victor?? let the chompetition begin!

andrew prepares himself


kevin prays to the pizza gods






and we're off!


nomnom


joe's methodology - eat 3 pizzas at once. will this method lead him to victory or failure??








on nom nom fail


things got a little heated


and the victory goes to..... kevyboy with a blazing time of 20 minutes and 47 seconds


he was the only one to complete this challenge. the rest of us are a bunch of failures.

rounding off 2nd place with just a couple bites to go - jahnbobz


3rd place goes to joe. his unique way of eating failed him in the end as he could not chew the crust anymore. failsauce.


and the biggest disapointment/shit talker goes to... drewjones


stay tuned for jahn vs. la luna!

the end.

2 comments:

DrewJiz-zones,  March 7, 2010 at 10:50 PM  

What an awesome challenge! I disappointed myself... what a bust. Kevy girl, props nigga!

kevgirl,  March 9, 2010 at 11:30 PM  

LOL thanks disappointment/shitalker

NomNomNompton Dictionary

bro
-guy friend; commonly used in greetings.
"what's up bro?"

brotato
-similar to broseph or broski, but with a twist.
"yo sup my baked brotato!?"

brohemian
-variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian.
"sup brohemian my brohemian compatriot in brohemianosity"

brozone
-the zone in which the people close to nomnomnompton are broed
"you are in the brozone!"

other variations of bro - bro montana, broham, brodeo, brometheus, barack brobama

lulz
-a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud.
"i did it for the lulz"
other variations - lollercombat, lollerskates, lollercopter, lolsifers, lawls

hoe
-a promiscious person. syn:slut
-a girl that is a friend of a bro
-a garden tool similar to a rake.

hozone
-the zone in which women close to nomnomnompton are hoed aka broed.
"stacy burrito is part of the hozone layer."

noodles
-when a group of 4 or more asians get together (nomnomnompton excluded)
"is it just me, or does it smell like noodles in here?"

marathon
-an act such as drinking for at least 12 hours.
"kevyboy and jahnbobz completed a marathon on 3/30/10."

sriracha
-a word to describe a hottie
"damn bro, that girl is sriracha"

gaysian
-cody dean kjellsen

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