BROhemian Rhapsody

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So join us in our adventures, fine dining, and tales of mischief.
Simply put, we're connoisseurs of life.

Monday, March 8, 2010

jahnbobz vs. la luna

welcome to our first installment of...

jahnbobz vs. la luna!

a brief history on this reoccurring epic battle between jahnbobz and two bartenders...

how it all started:
la luna hosts trivia nights every thursday.
jahnbobz decided he wanted bottle service one thursday night.
he made a bet claiming the bartender that there was not even $20 (4 shots) left in a bottle of red label. if there wasn't, jahnbobz gets that bottle for free.
bartender agrees.
after picking up the bottle, the bartender begins to doubt his decision. this decision was further scrutinize when fellow bartenders discouraged his judgment.
after discussions with fellow bartenders, the bartender decides he would pour it into a double shot glass. FAIL.
winner (by way of cheating) -

challenge 2/3 - the arm wrestling/quarters
this challenge was straightforward.
jahnbobz challenges bartender to arm wrestling match.
winner -
jahnbobz challenges bartender to a game of quarters.
winner -

the record stands at la luna 2 - jahn bobz 1
this leads us into saturday...

challenge 4 - the beer chug
after smack-talk between both parties, we mutually agreed on a beer chug. of course jahnbobz was again way over his head much like the arm wrestling challenge. but he loves a challenge. so here the video footage from saturday. props to thanh lu for providing the video.



the winner -
2nd place -
3rd place -

so the final count is la luna: 3 - jahnbobz: 2

suggest jahnbobz next challenge by leaving a comment!

bonus coverage: text of the day

3 comments:

kev,  March 8, 2010 at 11:23 PM  

hahahahah text of the day?? john quit photoshopping texts like your photoshopped picture of zoey

JahnBobz March 9, 2010 at 12:27 AM  

first of all it's "zooey" second of all please exit stage left. thank you.

Drew Jones,  March 11, 2010 at 2:04 PM  

Get ready for the 5th installment of the La Luna Challenge tonightttt! We're going to have to call a cab lol

NomNomNompton Dictionary

bro
-guy friend; commonly used in greetings.
"what's up bro?"

brotato
-similar to broseph or broski, but with a twist.
"yo sup my baked brotato!?"

brohemian
-variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian.
"sup brohemian my brohemian compatriot in brohemianosity"

brozone
-the zone in which the people close to nomnomnompton are broed
"you are in the brozone!"

other variations of bro - bro montana, broham, brodeo, brometheus, barack brobama

lulz
-a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud.
"i did it for the lulz"
other variations - lollercombat, lollerskates, lollercopter, lolsifers, lawls

hoe
-a promiscious person. syn:slut
-a girl that is a friend of a bro
-a garden tool similar to a rake.

hozone
-the zone in which women close to nomnomnompton are hoed aka broed.
"stacy burrito is part of the hozone layer."

noodles
-when a group of 4 or more asians get together (nomnomnompton excluded)
"is it just me, or does it smell like noodles in here?"

marathon
-an act such as drinking for at least 12 hours.
"kevyboy and jahnbobz completed a marathon on 3/30/10."

sriracha
-a word to describe a hottie
"damn bro, that girl is sriracha"

gaysian
-cody dean kjellsen

*more added later
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