BROhemian Rhapsody

Nom Nom Nompton is a group of brotato's from Norman, OK who like to experience the finer things in life.
So join us in our adventures, fine dining, and tales of mischief.
Simply put, we're connoisseurs of life.

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Fat Tuesday Challenge Results!

as you all may recall, last night 3/5ths of nomnomnompton decided to give up something for lent. to celebrate, we decided to create a challenge on what we were going to give up.

we'll start off with the most epic loser of the night. PROBEE.

His challenge: Finish 2 liters of Sprite within 20 minutes.
Start time 8:50.

The Sprite


GameFace


About 7 Minutes in, he's doing good.


Finally, with about 1 minute to go he has about 24 ounces left. What does he decide to do? Bong it. Probably the worst decision ever.


Result: FAIL

Times Up


EPIC FAIL.


He then spent the next 5 minutes in the bathroom.

Next up...ME! the ramen challenge. finish these 9 bags within 3 hours. Make that 8, because there's no way I was going to eat that Neoguri.


first up. MiGoreng. soooo much sodium.



2nd up. some kind of mama duck flavored ramen. Moisties choice. it's pretty disgusting.



3rd. everyone knows this


result: failboat. i passed out shortly after finishing the 3rd package of ramen. food coma took over me. i'm going to go ahead and blame it on the subway i ate before starting this challenge. i know, i'm a disappointment. maybe i will revisit this challenge once lent is over.

finally, moisties challenge. eat a bag of funyuns in 30 minutes. He started at 8:36 pm.

the funyuns




halfway through


with just one minute left, he decided to go for the gold!!


times up!


Result: WinRar.


So moisties wins our Fat Tuesday challenge. the end.

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Tuesday, February 16, 2010

40 Days and 40 Nights

It's that time of year gentlemen and gentlewomen...



3/5ths of NomNomNompton decided we would each give something up for Lent and create a challenge out of it.

I'm giving up Ramen. For those of you know who know me, know that I'm obsessed with it. I eat it to the point where it's part of my daily routine... I'm not going to lie, sometimes I eat it more than twice a day (disgusting, i know)... In order to promote healthy living, I decided to give up fast food for new years. Now that I feel like I can live without fast food, I am using Lent as an opportunity to wipe Ramen completely out of my diet. Join me in my 40 days as I document my journey.

Sidenote: There's no way I'm giving up alcohol this year. As some of you already know, I gave that up last year. I was winning the battle against the devils nectar until Charles decided to trick me into drinking it. Long story short, I failed. But I did succeed in earning the title of "King of the Bar" during that period...


Probee is giving up pop, soda, coke, whatever you call it in your part of the country.

T$Money is giving up chips. he likes to eat chips. any kinds of chips he'll eat.

So here is the challenge. We have to complete it before midnight tonight in order for it to be a success.

I have to eat one of each type of Ramen in my pantry (pictured below).



Probee will have to drink an entire 2 liter of sprite within 20 minutes.
And T$Money will have to eat a bag of funyuns within 30 minutes.

Check back later for results!!!

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Friday, February 5, 2010

Freebie Fridays!!!

**got busted had to take off the links**




and we're backkkkk! this week features some old and new grooves that will sooth your musical senses!

and we're offf!

KiD CuDi - Highs N Lows. bob dylan sample, previously released but now in higher quality!


The Roots - How I Got Over. off of their upcoming album!


Crookers ft. Yelle - Cooler Couleur


Breakbot - Baby I'm Yours ft. Irfane. LISTEN TO THIS and put on your party pants.


Avalanches - Since I Left You. "Get a drink, have a good time, now. Welcome to Paradise"


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Thursday, February 4, 2010

NomNomNompton Comp-O-Tition: Death Pong

**attempt this game at your own risk**

the night started off with probee and i being extremely bored. we decided to invent a new game called death pong. while this game is not cutting edge, it does live up to it's name after probee went to bed way before midnight.

the rules are simple:
(2) 8 ounce solo cups. (these are regulation size according the death pong committee)
4 ounces of water in each cup
3 deluxe ping pong balls

A coin flip is used to determine who goes first.

the player then has 3 chances to make his shot. if in any of those 3 chances he makes a shot, the game is over resulting in the opposing player taking a shot of liquor (or half a beer in charles' place)

if the player does not make any of his shots in the first round, then the opposing player gets a chance. this goes on until some one makes a shot.

final numbers of shots taken for the night. note that probee and i were extremely bored and started watching the bachelor. we placed a bet on who would go home first. we both lost.



we started tallying the winners a little after an hour that game started



the alcohawk challenge. probee set a new record blowing a .29 (we do not recommend this)






the shame of losing


















uh..........




in the meantime, charles is participating the corn challenge. he accidentally slipped up and ate some peanuts. more details on this challenge later.


stay tuned for the conclusion of charles checorn challenge and the superbowl festivities!

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NomNomNompton Dictionary

bro
-guy friend; commonly used in greetings.
"what's up bro?"

brotato
-similar to broseph or broski, but with a twist.
"yo sup my baked brotato!?"

brohemian
-variation of the word brother combined with the term bohemian.
"sup brohemian my brohemian compatriot in brohemianosity"

brozone
-the zone in which the people close to nomnomnompton are broed
"you are in the brozone!"

other variations of bro - bro montana, broham, brodeo, brometheus, barack brobama

lulz
-a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud.
"i did it for the lulz"
other variations - lollercombat, lollerskates, lollercopter, lolsifers, lawls

hoe
-a promiscious person. syn:slut
-a girl that is a friend of a bro
-a garden tool similar to a rake.

hozone
-the zone in which women close to nomnomnompton are hoed aka broed.
"stacy burrito is part of the hozone layer."

noodles
-when a group of 4 or more asians get together (nomnomnompton excluded)
"is it just me, or does it smell like noodles in here?"

marathon
-an act such as drinking for at least 12 hours.
"kevyboy and jahnbobz completed a marathon on 3/30/10."

sriracha
-a word to describe a hottie
"damn bro, that girl is sriracha"

gaysian
-cody dean kjellsen

*more added later
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