BROhemian Rhapsody

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Monday, November 30, 2009

Bar Golfing!

sorry for the lack of updates as we've been celebrating thanksgiving and had a nice relaxing break!

here are the results from bar golf last last friday! but first, here were the rules..

Scoring:

• A lower score is better, just like land golf.

• Each hole is a par-4. To get par, each player on a team must finish one drink in the 30 minutes at that hole.
(It can be beer, wine, liquor, whatever)

• If all players finish their one drink, the team’s score is a 4 for that hole. A respectable par.

• To lower your team score, you can do shots.
For every shot taken by a different person on your team, the score goes down by a stroke.
Team par (4) + two shots(-2) = Eagle (2 strokes)

• Your score goes up for every player on your team who doesn’t finish their one “par” drink.
Team par (4) + one no-drinker(+1) = Bogey (5 strokes)

• The stroke maximum on each hole is 8.

• Hole In One: If your whole team finishes their par drinks, and all players take a shot. A hole-in-one is scored as a zero.

there was controversy for 1st place as there was a tie, but apparently was hashed out by a round of paper, rock, scissors.

photos courtesy of kim le aka flannel girl lover, new mOOner

we'll start with last place.
Team Daewoo Lanos +29

as you can see lez and probee laid an egg.


Team Birthday Sex +13

my team took a 5 stroke penalty at justin's for undisclosed reasons and failed to finish the last hole at logans.


Team MOB/LSB +0

they completed the task by hitting a hole in one on every hole but failed to win the paper rock scissors tie braker
*side note* this team was the most legit when it came to shot selection. They have my vote for MVT - most valuable team


The winrar - Team Alice/Edward

i'm not sure why their scorecard reads they parred the last two holes?? but they are the winrars!


stay tuned for mega updates this week!!

4 comments:

thanh November 30, 2009 at 2:50 AM  

man i did not feel good after that night...hahaha

JahnBobz November 30, 2009 at 2:58 AM  

look on the brightside, no one expected you guys to win. underdawgzz!

DrewJones! November 30, 2009 at 4:14 PM  

How did you get team birthday sex's scorecard? I had it in my pocket then I threw it away a few days later..crazy

NomNomNompton Dictionary

bro
-guy friend; commonly used in greetings.
"what's up bro?"

brotato
-similar to broseph or broski, but with a twist.
"yo sup my baked brotato!?"

brohemian
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"sup brohemian my brohemian compatriot in brohemianosity"

brozone
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"you are in the brozone!"

other variations of bro - bro montana, broham, brodeo, brometheus, barack brobama

lulz
-a corruption of LOL, which stands for laugh out loud.
"i did it for the lulz"
other variations - lollercombat, lollerskates, lollercopter, lolsifers, lawls

hoe
-a promiscious person. syn:slut
-a girl that is a friend of a bro
-a garden tool similar to a rake.

hozone
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"stacy burrito is part of the hozone layer."

noodles
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marathon
-an act such as drinking for at least 12 hours.
"kevyboy and jahnbobz completed a marathon on 3/30/10."

sriracha
-a word to describe a hottie
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